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... GET ONE FOR A FRIEND!
Have fun as soon as you get it, we can include the 4-AAA Batteries @.75 each. International add $3.00 for each item
CLICK ON THE ITEM YOU WOULD LIKE TO ORDER
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Sings
"Take Me to the River"
and
"Don't Worry, Be Happy "
Limited Supply - Dicontinued by the manufacturer. We found a couple dozen Billy Bass in our supplier's warehouse that have never been opened or used. Once these are gone, that is it, forever. Some sellers claim to have them, but after you order they will notify you that they are out of stock and will try to switch you to another item. We sell the one and only original Big Mouth Billy, the Sing Sensation. Never been used, in the original brand new box. This is not an imitation or knock off. Not Boogie Bass. Not Billy Bones. Not Billy Bass Show Stopper, or any other kind of knock off.
Beware, if it not "Billy Bass" it is a different item. As with all our products if you are not 100% satisfied you may return it within 30 days for a full refund of the price of the item.
Includes extra blank plate included for custom engraving
Operates on 4-C Batteries not included
And AC Adapter Which Is NotIncluded | | | | | | 
“You Have Entered a No Farting Zone”
You’ll create a totally embarrassing situation for your victim. Have fun with it home, office, school, bathrooms, cars, mobile homes or any other place you may have the nerve to use it!
The Fart Alarm
Looks like a 4 Inch Smoke Detector
(It is so new, no time for a picture)
Motion Activated
When You Walk By It Automatically Triggers
An Embarrassing Police type Siren and Flashing Red Light
and a Loud Voice saying
“Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Fart Detected”
“You Have Entered a No Farting Zone”
“Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Evacuate”
“Perimeter Violation! Do not come any closer!
“Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Fart Detected”
To hear it for yourself call me Toll Free
1- 800 – 787- 6227 Mon – Fri 9- 5 Eastern Time.
The alarm can be used in 2 different ways
Manual Operation – Press “test” button to activate
Automatic Operation – Unit works by sensing slight changes in light (shadows).
Wait until your victim walks by and … Laugh! Laugh! Laugh!
I also sell the The Fart Machine, Billy Bass the Singing Fish and more and the Fart Alarm is the Funniest.
Fart Alarm $12.99 FREE Batteries
FREE SHIPPING on the second unit. $5.95 S&H on the first one and free shipping on any additional units.
No Waiting!
Get Your Fart Alarm in a Couple Days!
Fast Delivery Service
I will ship your Fart Alarm priority the next business day
in a discreet non-descriptive package.
Your order will arrive in 1– 3 days.
Money Back Guarantee
As with all the products I sell, your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you are not 100% happy,
return the Fart Alarm for a no-questions-asked refund.
Safe, Secure Credit Card Processing.
Call Toll Free
1- 800 – 787- 6227 Mon – Fri 9- 5 Eastern Time.
I will process your order personally by phone
Or Order through this website’s secure Yahoo Store shopping cart.
I have been accepting Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover credit card orders for 18 years at my retail store and now through my website.
Fart Alarm $14.95 FREE Batteries
FREE SHIPPING on the second unit. $3.95 S&H on the first one and free shipping on any additional units.
Have Fun with Your Fart Alarm!
Ric
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These make great gifts.
If you would like to order more than one,
now is the time to do it. | | | | | | 
Change your phone's ring with Jingle Ring!
This electronic telephone ringer allows you to replace the sound of that annoying ring! Its new microchip technology lets you choose one of eight exciting pre-recorded jingles: Bugle Boy, Beethoven, Cows, Country Western, Racetrack, Harmony Quartet, English Butler, Rap, or create your own noises!
You can also record your voice or favorite music.
Its small compact design, is easy to install. The Jingle Ring is great fun at home or at the office. Requires 3 AAA batteries - Not included. | | 
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