“You Have Entered a No Farting Zone” You’ll create a totally embarrassing situation for your victim. Have fun with it home, office, school, bathrooms, cars, mobile homes or any other place you may have the nerve to use it! The Fart Alarm Looks like a 4 Inch Smoke Detector (It is so new, no time for a picture) Motion Activated When You Walk By It Automatically Triggers An Embarrassing Police type Siren and Flashing Red Light and a Loud Voice saying “Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Fart Detected” “You Have Entered a No Farting Zone” “Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Evacuate” “Perimeter Violation! Do not come any closer! “Fart Detected – Fart Detected – Fart Detected” To hear it for yourself call me Toll Free 1- 800 – 787- 6227 Mon – Fri 9- 5 Eastern Time. The alarm can be used in 2 different ways Manual Operation – Press “test” button to activate Automatic Operation – Unit works by sensing slight changes in light (shadows). Wait until your victim walks by and … Laugh! Laugh! Laugh! I also sell the The Fart Machine, Billy Bass the Singing Fish and more and the Fart Alarm is the Funniest. Fart Alarm $12.99 FREE Batteries FREE SHIPPING on the second unit. $5.95 S&H on the first one and free shipping on any additional units. No Waiting! Get Your Fart Alarm in a Couple Days! Fast Delivery Service I will ship your Fart Alarm priority the next business day in a discreet non-descriptive package. Your order will arrive in 1– 3 days. Money Back Guarantee As with all the products I sell, your satisfaction is guaranteed. If you are not 100% happy, return the Fart Alarm for a no-questions-asked refund. Safe, Secure Credit Card Processing. Call Toll Free 1- 800 – 787- 6227 Mon – Fri 9- 5 Eastern Time. I will process your order personally by phone Or Order through this website’s secure Yahoo Store shopping cart. I have been accepting Visa, MasterCard, American Express and Discover credit card orders for 18 years at my retail store and now through my website. Fart Alarm $14.95 FREE Batteries FREE SHIPPING on the second unit. $3.95 S&H on the first one and free shipping on any additional units. Have Fun with Your Fart Alarm! Ric .........................................TO ORDER CLICK HERE |
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