We have been providing outstanding service and making customers happy for over 20 years. In 1982 we opened our retail store in the Staples Shopping Center on Route 23 in Wayne New Jersey. When we first tried The Remote Controlled Fart Machine, we couldn't resist adding it to the products we sell. We had so much fun we decided to open an online store and new location devoted to the Fart Machine and other Hot Gifts and Gags and the rest is history. From all of us young farts, Have Fun! Hot Gifts and Gags 2 Kiel Ave Kinnelon, NJ 07405 (973) 838-8490 Since 1982, we have provided an extensive range of computer products and services. Computer Networking ..... Fast Emergency Service..... Custom Made Computer Systems..... Internet Solutions..... Consulting Services..... Repairs and Upgrades..... Business Solutions..... Purchase Order Systems..... Database Systems..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . |
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THE LOWEST PRICE FASTEST SHIPPING SAFE SECURE ORDERING li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | | Other places charge more for the Fart Machine and a dollar or more for the S&H. Then they make you wait week to get it. When you buy from us you get: THE LOWEST PRICE FASTEST SHIPPING SAFE SECURE ORDERING li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | |
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Other places charge more for the Fart Machine and a dollar or more for the S&H. Then they make you wait week to get it. When you buy from us you get: THE LOWEST PRICE FASTEST SHIPPING SAFE SECURE ORDERING li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | | WHY BUY FROM US? Other places charge more for the Fart Machine and a dollar or more for the S&H. Then they make you wait week to get it. When you buy from us you get: THE LOWEST PRICE FASTEST SHIPPING SAFE SECURE ORDERING li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | |
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| | Other places charge more for the Fart Machine and a dollar or more for the S&H. Then they make you wait week to get it. When you buy from us you get: THE LOWEST PRICE FASTEST SHIPPING SAFE SECURE ORDERING li>For payment by check or money order see "Shipping Prices and Policies" MONEY BACK GUARANTEE | |
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Sounds that Drive People CRAZY! Just press the tiny remote and send the worlds most annoying sounds to your victims. You can hide the sound box anywhere and let the annoying sounds drive people crazy. We have loaded this device with the most irritating sounds we could find: a mosquito buzzing, a cell phone ringing, a beeper going off, water dripping, crickets chirping, a telephone off-the-hook sound and a cat's meow. We are sure you will enjoy this product. It will deliver continuous laughs whenever you use it.Operates on 3-AAA batteries. $14.99 | | 7 Sounds are: Blood-Curdling Scream, Wolf Howling. Evil Laugh. Creepy Laugh, Ghost Moan, Door Creaking. Happy Halloween. Easy to use. Remote control works up to 50 feet and through walls. Hide the sound box in the bathroom, bedroom, by the front door, behind a plant, under a chair, behind a curtain. And when you press the remote you’ll scare the hell out of your unsuspecting victim. Requires (4)AAA Batteries (not included). Sound unit is 4.25"H" x 3.5"W. |
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| | Get it Fast - We ship by Priority Mail, the next business morning after we get your order, so you'll get it in 2-3 days. You can pay by credit/debit card, PayPal, check or money order Satisfaction Guaranteed - We offer an uncondition no questions asked money back guarantee. Product Features - The dual conductor is high-quality 26AWG 90% spiral-wrapped copper shielded wire, which provides shielding against EMI and RFI interference. The connectors are fully molded to provide excellent strain relief. Gold terminals ensure long lasting, corrosion-free connections. Fully molded connectors provide excellent strain relief. Color-coded connectors: red, white. | |
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Just press the button and entertain guests with 10 wacky, REDNECK phrases 'cuz Bubba is stuck inside, tryin' to get out. Redneck Restroom is a finely detailed, sculpted poly-resin outhouse 4˝ x 4˝ x 7" 3-AA batteries required – not included. In Stock. Ships the next business day. Arrives 2-3 days. Gift Wrap Available More Redneck Humor: You're Probably a Redneck if... by Jeff Foxworthy More than one living relative is named after a southern civil war general. Your front porch collapses and more than six dogs are killed. You ever used lard in bed. Your home has more miles on it than your car. You think that potted meat on a saltine is an hors d'oeurve. There is a stuffed possum anywhere in your house. You consider a six-pack and a bug-zapper high-quality entertainment. Fewer than half of your cars run. Your mother doesn't remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass. The primary color of your car is "bondo." | |||
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