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TALKING
Gunnery Sgt Lee Ermey
This is a brand new, mint in mint box, never opened talking action figure
with accessories, 13" tall, by Sideshow. He says phrases based on
his role as the drill Sgt in the movie by Stanley Kubrick, Full Metal
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Finally
a figure that inspires the average man to action and excites a new purpose
in those that have lost their way. This figure not only features the likeness
of Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey but also a one minute sound chip that barks
his unique motivational advice. The figure comes with a saber, sheath,
and Drill Instructor's cover (hat). The Motivational Figure is packed
in a full color box that features the Marine Instructor's Creed, Mr. Ermey's
biography and filmography, and a certificate on the back with a space
for Ermey's signature.
Portrait sculpted by Mat Falls |
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doll says:
I am Gunnery Sergeant R. Lee Ermey. I am your senior Drill Instructor.
You just pushed my button again you sorry sack of s**t. What in the h*ll
is your major malfunction? Are you trying to be cute? What in the h*ll
is it going to take to motivate you any g*d damn way? Get your head out
of your a**. Wake up and smell the roses numbXXXX. You are the XXXXXXX
in charge of your own destiny. Motivation and confidence is the key to
success. Now drop down and give me 25 and wipe that s**t eating grin off
your face. Ooorrrahh, semper fi, do or die, hold them high at eighth and
I. Let me hear your war cry XXXXbag. That ain't a war cry. AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
That's a war cry! Don't screw with my button again XXXXXXXX! (You want
to know what the X's are, buy the doll!) |
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